welcome to my poor immune, digestive, and respiratory system
I trip on flat ground
Ralph Waldo Emerson is my spirit animal.
All I hear on the radio is songs saluting strippers. Not knocking anyone’s hustle but what about the girl that’s in college or grad school w/ no kids, tryna hustle in the corporate world? The one that prefers to use her mind versus her body? I guess that story wouldn’t sell any albums..
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you
well wouldn’t that be the shortest list in the world
Yeah it would because all they would write is
Do you even know how smooth that was
through the seasons
He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.
when faced with tough decisions
to choose the salad
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thousands of flower petals covering a town, blasted from a neighboring volcano, in Costa Rica.
"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet
"I just need a person" or "I just used a person"
I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.
Completely agree with the comment above.
now that it’s warmer i can finally wear shorts and offend people with my natural body hair
[angry whisper] do u even know how fricking cute u are
can the science side of tumblr explain this
swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/
adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”
this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb